Humorous quotes for 50th birthday woman.
“Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty.” Joan Rivers.
“You know you’re 50 when your back goes out more often than you do.” Anonymous.
“Forty is the age of youth. Fifty is the youth of old age.” Victor Hugo.
“You know you’re 50 when getting lucky means a short wait in the doctor’s office.” Anonymous.
“Fifty is an excellent age… if you’re a bottle of wine.” Anonymous.
“You’re no longer the oldest person I know in their 40’s. Now you’re the youngest 50-year-old I know.”
“I can’t believe you’re 50; 49 maybe, but never 50!” – Anonymous.
“Age is a number and yours is unlisted.”
“You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.” ~ Ogden Nash.
“First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down.” ~ Leo Rosenberg.
“The cardiologist’s diet: if it tastes good, spit it out.” ~ Paulina Borsook.
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