Very funny quotes about getting older and wiser
As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two – Sir Norman Wisdom.
Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you’ve got to start young – Theodore Roosevelt.
Men do not quit playing because they grow old — they grow old because they quit playing – Oliver Wendell Holmes.
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest – Larry Lorenzoni.
There is still no cure for the common birthday – John Glenn.
Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act – Truman Capote.
You’re only as old as you feel – Anonymous. Age is a high price to pay for maturity – Tom Stoppard.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional – Chili Davis.
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely – Ogden Nash.
We’ve put more effort into helping folks reach old age than into helping them enjoy it – Frank Howard Clark.
You can live to be a hundred if you give up all things that make you want to live to be a hundred – Woody Allen.
People ask me what I’d most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit – George Burns.
Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen – Mark Twain.
Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been – Mark Twain.
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