Funny Love Quotes for Her from the Heart
Romantic love is mental illness. But it’s a pleasurable one. – Fran Lebowitz
Don’t make love by the garden gate, love is blind but the neighbors ain’t. Marriage is like pantyhose. It all depends on what you put into it. – Phyllis Schlafly
Love is telling someone that his zipper is open or her wig looks too fake.
What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds. – Cindy Garner
Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. – Jackie Mason
According to Newton’s Law of love, love can neither be created nor destroyed. However, it can create a girlfriend who can destroy wallets.
If love is a blunder, then it means that the biggest fault in my life is loving you.
Will you lend me a kiss? I promise to give it back.
My head and my heart will never cease their endless war. When my head says ‘I don’t care, my heart says ‘I do care’. When my head says ‘I’m not thinking about her, my heart says ‘of course you do.’
Marriage does not only require you to deal with expenses and the toilet seat, you also have to deal with feelings and the last resort, the lawyers.
Promise yourself not to be a woman who needs a man to live, but a woman a man needs.
Love Quotes for Her
You will always be my 11:11 and the name I write in my naughty list.
Girls cry their eyes out until they are dry, while boys drink their beers until their mugs are all dried up.
I wish there’s a traffic light to tell me when to stop, go and slow down when I took this road of falling in love.
I want to be your sweet good morning, your lovely good night and your most painful good by. Stop waiting for your prince in a white horse. Go and find him. The poor bastard might be lost, stuck in an island or something.
To fall in love is awfully simple, but to fall out of love is simply awful.
Love with old men is as the sun upon the snow, it dazzles more than it warms. – J. P. Senn
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