Work Stress Funny Quotes

funny quotes about stress at work

“I stress about stress before there’s even stress to stress about.”

„Learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t live long enough to make them all yourself.“ – Unknown

„My boss told me to have a good day..so I went Home.“

„Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.“ — Robert Orben.

„I believe I used all my sick days, so I’m calling in dead.“

„I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always finds me and brings me back.“

„I don’t always tolerate stupid people, But when I do, I’m probably at work.“

„The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.“ — Oscar Wilde.

„I can’t believe I work this hard to be this poor.“

„If you had to identify in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be meetings.“ — Dave Barry.

„In bed, it’s 6PM you close your eyes for 5 minutes, its 7:45. At work it’s 1:30, close your eyes for 5 minutes, its 1:31.“

“There cannot be a stressful crisis next week. My schedule is already full.” ­— Henry Kissinger.

„Every day I arrive at work with good intentions and a great attitude..Then idiots happen.“

“If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel.”

„By working hard 8 hours a day, you may get to become a boss and work 12 hours a day!“

“By working faithfully 8 hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work 12 hours a day.” — Robert Frost.

„Dear work stress, let’s break up.“

“If each day is a gift, I’d like to know where I can return Mondays.” — John Wagner

„If you think your boss is stupid remember; you wouldn’t have a job if he was smarter.“ – Albert Grant.

“The best part about going to work is coming back home at the end of the day.” — Unknown

„I don’t want any yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth–even if it costs him his job.“ – Samuel Goldwyn

“Mondays are the start of the work week which offer new beginnings 52 times a year.” — David Dweck.

„People are still willing to do an honest day’s work. The trouble is they want a week’s pay for it.“ – Joey Adams

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